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AAMOF
As A Matter Of Fact
ABT
About
ADN
Any Day Now
AFAIC
As Far As I’m Concerned
AFAICT
As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK
As Far As I Know
AFAYC
As Far As You’re Concerned
AFAYK
As Far As You Know
AFK
Away From Keyboard
AFU
All Fucked Up
AI
As If!
AISI
As I See It
AIUI
As I Understand It
AKA
Also Known As
ALAP
As Late As Possible
AMF
Adios, Mother Fucker
AML
All My Love
ANFSCD
And Now For Something Completely Different
AOL
America On-Line
ASAFP
As Soon As Fucking Possible
ASAP
As Soon As Possible
ASL
Age/Sex/Location
ATM
At The Moment
ATSL
Along The Same Line
AWOL
Absent Without Leave
AWYR
Awaiting Your Reply
AYOR
At Your Own Risk
AYPI
And Your Point Is
B/C
Because
B4
Before
B4N
Bye For Now
BAF
Brain Already Fried
BAK
Back At Keyboard
BAMF
Bad Assed Mother Fucker
BBFN
Bye Bye For Now
BBL
Be Back Later
BBN
Bye Bye Now
BBR
Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS
Be Back Soon
BBSL
Be Back Sooner or Later
BC
Because
BCNU
Be Seeing You
BEG
Big Evil Grin
BF
Boy Friend
BFFL
Best Friends For Life
BFD
Big Fucking Deal!
BFN
Bye For Now
BG
Big Grin
BIOYA
Blow It Out Your Ass
BKA
Better Known As
BM
Bite Me
BNF
Big Name Fan
BOC
But Of Course
BOHICA
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOT
Back On Topic
BRB
Be Right Back
BRBGTGP
Be Right Back Got To Go Pee
BRGDS
Best Regards
BSF
But Seriously Folks
BST
But Seriously Though
BTA
But Then Again
BTAIM
Be That As It May
BTC
Biting The Carpet
BTDT
Been There Done That
BTDTGTS
Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt
BTHOM
Beats The Hell Outta Me!
BTK
Back To Keyboard
BTSOOM
Beats The Shit Out Of Me!
BTU
Back To You
BTW
By The Way
BTWBO
Be There With Bells On
BWK
Big Wet Kiss
BWL
Bursting With Laughter
BYOB
Bring Your Own Booze
BYORL
Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
C&G
Chuckle and Grin
C4N
Ciao For Now
CBL
Come Back Later
CID
Crying In Disgrace
CNP
Continued in Next Post
COI
Come On In
CP
Chat Post
CRS
Can’t Remember Shit
CRAFT
Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing
CSG
Chuckle Snicker Grin
CSS
Can’t Stop Smiling
CU
See You
CUL
Catch You Later
or
See You Later
CUL8R
See You Later
CWYL
Chat With You Later
CYA
See You
DARFC
Ducking And Running For Cover
DD
Dreaded Disease
DH
Dear Husband
or
Dick Head
DIIK
Damned If I Know
DILLIGAD
Do I Look Like I Give A Damn?!
DILLIGAF
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?!
DIY
Do It Yourself
DLN
Don’t Leave Now
DLTBBB
Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DNPM
Damn Near Pissed Myself
DSH
Desperately Seeking Help
DTHT
Delighted To Hear That
DTRT
Do The Right Thing
DUCT
Did You See That?
DWIM
Do What I Mean
DWISNWID
Do What I Say Not What I Do
DWOL
Drunk while on line
DYJHIW
Don’t You Just Hate It When
DYHAGF
Do You Have A Girlfriend?
DYHABF
Do You Have A Boyfriend?
EG
Evil Grin
EMML
E-mail Me Later
EMSG
Email Message
EOD
End Of Discussion
EOF
End Of File
EOM
End Of Message
EOQ
End Of Question
or
End Of Quote
EOT
End Of Thread
or
End Of Transmission
ESAD
Eat Shit And Die
ESADMF
Eat Shit And Die Mother Fucker
EZ
Easy
F2F
Face To Face
or
Flesh To Flesh
FAFWOA
For A Friend Without Access
FAQ
Frequently Asked Question(s)
FAQL
Frequently Asked Question(s) List
FAWC
For Anyone Who Cares
FD
Fuck Dat
FFS
For Fucks Sake
FIFO
First In, First Out
FISH
First In, Still Here
FITB
Fill In The Blank
FNM
Forget Me Not
FOAD
Fuck Off And Die
FOAF
Friend Of A Friend
FOC
Free Of Charge
FOS
Freedom Of Speech
or
Full Of Shit
FOTCL
Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FRED
Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FTASB
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTF
Face To Face
FTL
Faster Than Light
FTTT
From Time To Time
FU
Fucked Up
FUBAB
Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
FUBAR
Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB
Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
or
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FWIW
For What It’s Worth
FY
Fuck You
FYA
For Your Amusement
FYDITM
Fuck You Directly In The Mouth
FYE
For Your Entertainment
FYG
For Your Guidance
FYI
For Your Information
G
Grin
G1
Good One
GA
Go Ahead
GAFIA
Get Away From It All
GAL
Get A Life
GBH
Great Big Hug
GBH&K
Great Big Hug & Kiss
GD&R
Grinning, Ducking & Running
GF
Girl Friend
GFAK
Go Fly A Kite
GFC
Going For Coffee
GFN
Gone For Now
GG
Go Girl
or
Good Game
or
Good Going
GGN
Gotta Go Now
GH
Getting Hard
GIGO
Garbage In Garbage Out
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIWIST
Gee, I Wish I’d Said That
GL
Good Luck
GLG
Good Looking Girl
or
Goofy Little Grin
GMAB
Give Me A Break
GMBO
Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike
GOB
Good’Ol Boy
GOI
Get Over It
GOK
God Only Knows
GPY
Grumpy
GR&D
Grinning, Running & Ducking
GR8
Great
GTG
Got To Go
GTSY
Glad To See You
GTTB
Gee That’s Too Bad
GW
Getting Wet
H
Hug
H&K
Hug and Kiss
HAB
Hot Asian Babe
HAK
Hugs and kisses
HABU
Have A Better ‘Un
HAGN
Have A Good Night
HAGU
Have A Good ‘Un
HAND
Have A Nice Day
HB
Hug Back
HF
Have Fun
HH
Holding Hands
HHIS
Hanging Head In Shame
HHOJ
Ha Ha, Only Joking
HHOK
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHO 1/2 K
Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOS
Ha Ha, Only Serious
HIG
How’s it Going?
HIH
Hope It Helps
HILIACACLO
Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can’t Log Off
HIWTH
Hate It When That Happens
HMFG
Holy Mother of Fucking God
HMOFG
Holy Mother Of Fucking God
HMP
Help Me Please
HMT
Here’s My Try
HORU
How Old Are You
HTH
Hope That Helps
or
Hope This Helps
HHTYAY
Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HUA
Heads Up Asshole
IAC
In Any Case
IAE
In Any Event
IAIYH
It’s All In Your Head
IANAL
I Am Not A Lawyer
IBN
I’m Buck Naked
IBTD
I Beg To Differ
IC
I See
ICBW
I Could Be Wrong
IDC
I Don’t Care
IDGI
I Don’t Get It
IDK
I Don’t Know
IDTT
I’ll Drink To That
IFF
If and only If
IGGNLTL
I Gotta Go Now Let’s Talk Later
IGP
I Gotta Pee
IGTP
I Get The Point
IIR
If I Recall
IIRC
If I Recall Correctly
IITYWIMIWHTKY
If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You
IITYWIMWYBMAD
If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IIWM
If It Were Me/Mine
ILIC
I Laughed, I Cried
ILSHIBAMF
I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!
ILU
I Love You
ILY
I Love You
IMAO
In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO
In My Bloody Opinion
IMCAO
In My Completely Arrogant Opinion
IMCO
In My Considered Opinion
IME
In My Experience
IMHO
In My Humble Opinion
or
In My Honest Opinion
or
In My Holy Opinion
IMNSCO
In My Not So Considered Opinion
IMNSHO
In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO
In My Opinion
IMOBO
In My Own Biased Opinion
IMPE
In My Personal Experience
or
In My Previous Experience
IMS
I Am Sorry
INL
I’m Not Laughing
INPO
In No Particular Order
IOW
In Other Words
IRL
In Real Life
ISBAB
I Should have Bought A Book
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
ISTM
It Seems To Me
ISTR
I Seem To Recall
ISWYM
I See What You Mean
ITRO
In The Region Of
ITRW
In The Real World
ITSFWI
If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
IWALU
I Will Always Love You
IWBNI
It Would Be Nice If
IWBS
I Was Being Stupid
IYD
In Your Dreams
IYKWIM
If You Know What I Mean
IYSWIM
If You See What I Mean
IYFEG
Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
J/K
Just Kidding
J4G
Just For Grins
JAM
Just A Minute
JAS
Just A Second
JFG
Just For Grins
JIC
Just In Case
JK
Just Kidding
JMO
Just My Opinion
JSNM
Just Stark Naked Magic
JTLYK
Just To Let You Know
JTYWTK
Just Thought You Wanted To Know
K
Kiss
or
Okay
KB
Kiss Back
KHYF
Know How You Feel
KISS
Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIT
Keep In Touch
KITB
Kick In The Butt
KMYF
Kiss Me You Fool
KOC
Kiss On Cheek
KOL
Kiss On Lips
KOTC
Kiss On The Cheek
L
Laugh
L8R
Later
L8R G8R
Later ‘Gater
LAB&TYD
Life’s A Bitch & Then You Die.
LABTYD
Life’s A Bitch, Then You Die.
LAGNAF
Let’s All Get Naked And Fuck
LAY
Looking At You
LDD
La Dee Da
LHM
Lord Help Me
LHO
Laughing Head Off
LHU
Lord Help Us
LIS
Lost In Space
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
LLAL
Laughing Like A Lunatic
LLAP
Live Long And Prosper
LLTA
Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause!
LMAO
Laughing My Ass Off
LOA
Love On Arrival
LOIS
Laughing On The Inside
LOL
Laughing Out Loud
or
Lots Of Love
or
Lots Of Luck
LOLA
Laughing Out Loud Again
LOOL
Laughing Out Outrageously Loud
LSHMBH
Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMBIB
Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMCIS
Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking
LTIP
Laughing Till I Puke
LMWIS
Lick Me Where I Sweat
LTNC
Long Time, No See
LTNS
Long Time, No See
LTNT
Long Time, No Type
LTS
Laughing To Self
LU4E&A
Love You For Ever And Always
LUB
Laughing Under Breath
LUWAMH
Love You With All My Heart
LWR
Launch When Ready
LY
Love You
LYL
Love You Lots
LYLAB
Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS
Love You Like A Sister
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MEG
Mega Evil Grin
MFTL
My Favourite Toy Language
MHBFY
My Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTY
My Hat’s Off To You
MIASGB
Make It A Short GoodBye
MOF
Male Or Female?
MORF
Male Or Female?
MOTAS
Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTOS
Member Of The Other Sex
MOTSS
Member Of The Same Sex
MPTY
More Power To You
MSG
Message
MTFBWY
May The Force Be With You!
MYOB
Mind Your Own Business!
N/A
Not Acceptable
or
Not Applicable
or
Not Available
N1
Nice One
N2S
Needless 2 Say
NALOPKT
Not A Lot Of People Know That
NB
Nota Bene
NC
No Comment
NDLWSMB
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
NE1
Anyone
NEM
Nothing Else Matters
NFI
No Friggin’ Idea
NFW
No Fucking Way
NFWM
No Fucking Way Man
NIFOC
Nude In Front Of Computer
NIMBY
Not In My Back Yard
NK
New Kid
NM
Never Mind
NMJ
Not My Job
NONYA
None Ya Business
NP
No Problem
NPNG
No Pain No Gain
NQWI
Not Quite With It
NRN
No Reply Necessary
NSS
No Shit, Sherlock
NTK
Need To Know
or
Nice To Know
NTTAWWT
Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
NTTFLS
Not Till The Fat Lady Sings
NTYMI
Now That You Mention It
NYCTMI
Now You Come To Mention It
OAO
Over And Out
OATUS
On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS
On An Unrelated Subject
OB
OBligatory
OBTW
Oh, By The Way
OEM
Original Equipment Manufacturer
OIC
Oh, I See
OL
Old Lady
OM
Old Man
OMG
Oh My God
OMKC
On My Knees Crying
OMKP
On My Knees Praying
ONNA
Oh No, Not Again!
ONNTA
Oh No, Not This Again!
OOI
Out Of Interest
OOTB
Out Of The Box
OOTC
Obligatory On-Topic Comment
ORN
Oh Really now
OT
Off Topic
OTF
On The Floor
OTOH
On The Other Hand
OTOOH
On The Other Other Hand
OTT
Over The Top
OTTH
On The Third Hand
OTTOMH
Off The Top Of My Head
OUSU
Oh, You Shut Up!
OWTTE
Or Words To That Effect
PABG
Pack A Big Gun
PCYLIHOONL
Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
PD
Public Domain
PDA
Public Display of Affection
PDE
Puppy Dog Eyed
PDQ
Pretty Damn(ed) Quick(ly)
PDS
Please Don’t Shoot
PG
Pretty Good
PITA
Pain In The Ass
PLMK
Please Let Me Know
PLS
Please
PLUR
Peace Love Unity Respect
PM
Personal Message
PMBI
Pardon My Butting In
PMFBI
Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI
Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMJI
Pardon My Jumping In
PMIGBOM
Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth!
PMP
Peeing My Pants
PMS
Pretty Much Sucks
POAHF
Put On A Happy Face
POETS
Piss On Everything, Tomorrow’s Saturday
POS
Piece Of Shit
POTC
Peck On The Cheek
POV
Point Of View
PPL
People
PPP
Petty Pet Peeve
PPTSPAHS
Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce
PS
Pit Stop
PTB
Powers That Be
PTL
Praise the Lord
Q&A
Questions & Answers
QDPSH
Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker
QDSM
Quick and Dirty Solution Manager
QT
Cutie
R
Are
RAEBNC
Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RAW
Rules As Written
RE
Regarding
RGDS
Regards
ROFL
Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROTFL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLAHMS
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLBSAOTP
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROTFLBTC
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBTCUTS
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROTFLGO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROTFLHOLCDF
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROTFLMAO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMAOAPMP
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLMAOAY
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
ROTFLMAOWTIME
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROTFLMHO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROTFLSTC
Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat
ROTFLTC
Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue
ROTFLUTS
Rolling On The Floor Unable to Speak
ROTM
Right On The Money
RSN
Real Soon Now
RTFM
Read The Fucking Manual
or
Read The Fucking Message
RTFS
Read The Fucking Standard
or
Read The Fucking Source
RTM
Read The Manual
or
Read The Message
RTSM
Read The Stupid Manual
or
Read The Stupid Message
RYFM
Read Your Fucking Manual
RUMOF
Are You Male Or Female?
RUOK
Are You OK?
RWT
Repeat Whole Thing
S
Sigh
or
Smile
S&N
Smile And Nod
SASB
Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly
SB
Smiles Back
SCNR
Sorry, Couldn’t Resist
SCSI
System Can’t See It
SED
Said Enough Darling
SETE
Smiling Ear To Ear
SF
Science Fiction
or
Speculative Fantasy
SFAIAA
So Far As I Am Aware
SHID
Slaps Head In Disgust
SHTSI
Somebody Had To Say It
SICS
Sitting In Chair Snickering
SIIC
See If I Care
SIL
Sister In Law
SIMCA
Sitting In My Chair Amused
SITD
Still In The Dark
SLV
C’est la vie
SMAO
Showing My Ass Off
SME
Subject Matter Expert
SMO
Serious Mode On
SMOFF
Serious Mode Off
SNAFU
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SO
Significant Other
SOB
Son Of a Bitch
SOI
Stunk On Ice
SOL
Shit Outta Luck
SOS
Same Old Story
or
Someone Special
SOVS
Someone Very Special
SOW
Speaking Of Which
SP
sorry for bad SPelling
SS
So Sleepy
SSDD
Same Stuff, Different Day
ST
So There
STFU
Shut The Fuck Up
SWAG
Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK
Sealed With A Kiss
SWALK
Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWL
Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO
She Who Must Be Obeyed
SYDWBY
See Ya, Don’t Wanna Be Ya
SYITFP
See You In The Funny Pages
SYL
See You Later
SYS
See You Soon
SYT
See You Tonight
TA
Thanks Again
TAFN
That’s All For Now
TAFT
That’s A Frightening Thought
TANJ
There Ain’t No Justice
TANSTAAFL
There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANSTAASQ
There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
TARFU
Things Are Really Fucked Up
TBDL
To Be Discussed Later
TBDML
To Be Discussed Much Later
TBNT
Thanks But No Thanks
TCB
Trouble Came Back
TDM
Too Damn Many
TFDS
That’s For Damn Sure!
TFTT
Thanks For The Tip
TGAL
Think Globally, Act Locally
TGFTCL
Thank God For The Chat Line
TGIF
Thank God It’s Friday
TIA
Thanks In Advance
TIATLG
Truly, I Am The Living God
TIC
Tongue In Cheek
TINWIS
That Is Not What I Said
TLA
Three-Letter Acronym
TLG
The Living God
TLTB
Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys
TMI
Too Much Information
TMSHTF
Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
TMTLTBMG
There’s More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl
TMTOWTDT
There’s More Than One Way To Do This
TNT
Till Next Time
TNTC
Too Numerous To Count
TNX
Thanks
TOBAL
There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG
This Oughta Be Good
TOY
Thinking Of You
TPTB
The Powers That Be
TRDMC
Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TT
Take That
TTBOMK
To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN
Ta Ta For Now
TTLFN
That’s The Lot For Now
TTUL
Talk To You Later
TTYL
Talk To You Later
TTYS
Talk To You Soon
TTYT
Talk To You Tomorrow
TVM
Thanks Very Much
TY
Thank You
TYCLO
Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off!
TYVM
Thank You Very Much
TX
Thanks
U
You
U2
You Too
UCCOM
You Can Count On Me
UL
Upload
UOM$
You Owe Me Money
UR
You Are or Your
VBG
Very Big Grin
VC
Virtual Community
VEG
Very Evil Grin
VES
Very Evil Smile
VFM
Value For Money
VLSTGLOI
Vodka, Lime, Soda, Tall Glass, Lots Of Ice
VWG
Very Wicked Grin
VWS
Very Wicked Smile
W
Whatever
or
Wink
WAB
What A Bummer
WAD
Without A Doubt
WAG
Wild Ass Guess
WAUF
Where Are You From?
WB
Welcome Back
or
Write Back
WBASAP
Write Back As Soon As Possible
WBS
Write Back Soon
WDOI
Wouldn’t Dream Of It
WDYC
Who Do I Call
WDYLL
What Do You Look Like?
WDYMBT
What Do You Mean By That?
WFM
Works For Me
WG
Wicked Grin
WGACA
What Goes Around Comes Around
WGAS
Who Gives A Shit?
WGTG
Well, Got To Go
WH
What’s Happening
WIBAMU
Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle
WIBNI
Would It Be Nice If
WISP
Winning Is So Pleasurable
WMMOWS
Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
WNOHGB
Where No One Has Gone Before
WOFTAM
Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WOL
Win Or Lose
WRT
With Regard To
WRU
Who Are You
WT
Without Thinking
WTF
What The Fuck
WTFDIK
What The Fuck Do I Know
WTFRU
Who The Fuck Are You?
WTG
Way To Go
WTH
What The Hell
WTHDTM
What The Hell Does That Mean?
WTTC
Welcome To The Club
WTTM
Without Thinking Too Much
WTY
Waving To You
WU
What’s Up?
WWYL
When Will You Learn
WYGIWYAF
What You Get Is What You Asked For
WYGIWYG
What You Get Is What You Get
WYLABOCTGWTR
Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC
Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYSIWYD
What You See Is What You Deserve
WYSIWYG
What You See Is What You Ge
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